chinese takeout and chick flicks make for very intelligent people. you know how fortune cookie fortunes never make any sense? today i discovered the wisdom behind them all -
Alas! You are the apple of my eye.
Always, always practice humility.
Learn to enjoy every minute of your life.
totally makes sense when you add these two words at the end of it: in bed.
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